metamemphis does not stay here

Yesterday I saw this movie called Taxi No. 9211, staring Nana Patekar, John Abraham, Samira Reddy. Trust me this movie has specially thanked so many people leaving an impression that it was made for free. It also provoked me to write a song on an incident that happened with me back during my school time.

As usual I could not come up with an original tune so I had to get inspirited by “The man who sold the world – Nirvana”.

Before I actually start the song, this name Nirvana sounds so funny to me. I mean imagine if you have form a band here in India on the lines of Nirvana, what would you call it? I don’t know about you fine people but in my mind I can think of only one name, “Do you want water” No please don’t come up with so many questions at the same time. Let me explain you the logic behind it.

1.) The original name reads as NIRVANA.
2.) Break that name in to 2 parts, so now you have NIR and VANA
3.) NIR (its actually Neer, but to justify the logic I am contemplating it as Nir) in tamil means Water
4.) Vana AKA WANA
5.) So now you have Neer Wana
6.) Neer Wana = Do you want water

Phew, ok I know. Sorry. But see it’s logically correct, isn’t it!

That was a PJ, and as they say one action leads to another. So let me ask you a question, what is the opposite of Metallica?

Think hard people …

Think think …

No, I wont make it look like one of those forward forward mails also after hearing Nirvana logic no one must be in a mood to think … so here’s the answer.


Opposite of Metallica is Mebaalwalika.

Metallica = Mein tali ka = I belong to a baldie

Opposite of I belong to a baldie is I belong to a hairy freak = mein baal wali ka = mebaalwalika

Thus, opposite of Metallica is Mebaalwalika is proved. ;)

So now coming back to the song. Actually you know the songs from this movie are quite time pass, not THAT bad. Two of them are pretty melodious. Trust me when I say that guys, I have learnt Tabla and Key board so I have decent taste in music ;).

Damn! What am I talking? Where am I going? We are talking about the movie. You know the biggest conspiracy behind the US – 9/11 tragedies! Yesterday after the movie I realized that who so ever was the master mind behind it actually got inspirited from this age of Indian proverb “Chal, nau do Gyarah ho jate hai” (Let’s fuck off from here). But that’s not important, the important things here are these numbers, 9 2 1 1. Trust me; the whole thinking must have begun from here. 2 air crafts, on 9/11. Haan, yes see now you get the idea.

Ok enough of nonsense, coming back to the point. The movie is quite ok. I liked John Abraham’s suit. And Samira Reddy as usual looks fairly hot. Another thing that I noticed is one of our fellow blogger distinctly resembles Samira Reddy. I don’t know if I can take the liberty of posting the fellow blogger’s name here. But all in the name of true sportman spirit, I think there are quite a few similarities between Madame Mahima and Samira Reddy. Especially the jaw line…

So in the movie you have John staring opposite Samira. And the missing character in the movie was Circuit from Munna bhai MBBS, Arshad Warsi :D. How I wish if the director of the movie could have taken Arshad instead of John!

Regardless of my random crap, I seriously have a song, but I see now this article is so long that I have decided to post the song in my next post.

Till en … keep building nonsense logic and have fun.

Cheers.