Monday, January 02, 2006

let me "pakao" you

Music: Mr. Lahiri
Tune: Kaalio ka chaman
Lyrics: Mr. Paras Mehta
Category: Paras's Joke
Target Audience: Hindi speaking "lukkhas" from across the glob, 20+, M/F.
Objective: Educating the potential consumer

This song is dedicated to my dear agency fellows and the CEO of my company (Sir, Do u know how monotonous we and our work have become?)

Campaign jabhi live jaata hai,
Campaign jabhi live jaata hai,
pahele pitching hota hai .. client convincing hota hai,
phir plan ban ta hai aur rates dalta hai,

Ohh ohho Ohh ohho Ohh ohho ahh

Campaign jabhi live jaata hai,
pahele creatives ban te hai,
ussmein changes hote hai,
phir landing page banta hai .. ussmein content dalta hai,

Ohh ohho Ohh ohho Ohh ohho ahh

Campaign jabhi live jaata hai,
pahele order banta hai,
phir flights bante hai,
ussmein start date dalta hai aur end date bhi lagta hai,

Ohh ohho Ohh ohho Ohh ohho ahh

Campaign live kar ne ko,
AdManager configuration hota hai,
phir "Ad Tag" bannta hai,
woh publisher ko jata hai .. woh site pe dalta hai,

Ohh ohho Ohh ohho Ohh ohho ahh

Campaign jabhi site pe live hota hi,
banners serve hote hai,
CTR* count hota hai,
phir optimization hota hai,
usse paise jyada milte hai,

Ohh ohho Ohh ohho Ohh ohho ahh

Campaign end date hote hi,
publishers phone karte hai .. payment puch te reh te hai,
Client delay karta hai,
par phir payment release karta hai.

heheheh ... kidding fellows, we know how much we love this industry.

*CTR = Click through rate.

# posted by memphis : 3:11 PM
Comments:
very coool ... now eat urself
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/02/2006 4:13 PM
 
LOL

LOL

memphis, do u write jingles?

LOL

how was was NYE? mine was gr8
chk out my blog for the details.

mmuaaaahhhs
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/02/2006 4:23 PM
 
nope i dont write jingles ... although i wud like to! NYE was cool ... was outta town ... playin vollyball .. something very unusual .. but was fun
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/02/2006 4:57 PM
 
well the best part is enjoying, does not matter if u enjoyed a party or playing volleyball.

i love playing volleyball on a beach at night it is fun... but dont get a chance to do so quite often
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/02/2006 6:01 PM
 
true. and oh yes its fun playin vollyball anytime during the day .. specially during night .. specially here in india ... u sweat a lot less ;)
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/02/2006 6:22 PM
 
winny: u know i've stopped thinking? i cant make one coffee what i'll make sense!
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/02/2006 6:52 PM
 
i CAN'T CAN'T make
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/02/2006 7:33 PM
 
This is funny..U know wht..When new bakrad join your organisation ya company ya jo bhi ho...U can sing this to them n they wud love where they r n wht they do as they wud think "This ine helluva funny place to (not) work in"...Getting the groove...Sell your work to your company man!!!
Cool stuff..I understood for a change!!
# posted by Blogger SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP : 1/02/2006 9:28 PM
 
u understood the post ... what more can I ask for! and bout me sellin my work to my company!!!.. u must be jokin..they wud rather prefer to take money from me to publish my work. kanjoos hai.
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/03/2006 12:58 PM
 
Hihihi...They r so kanjoos tht they are missing a talent..When u go to the competitor babu as in competitor company n flourish, they will all learn their leassons!! :) Wishful thinking eh?? May be Iyer can join n you guys can make an e training for a few sikkas!!
# posted by Blogger SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP : 1/03/2006 10:15 PM
 
u buttering me, right? If you are not en absolutely, Iyer is a great tutor.
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/04/2006 11:11 AM
 
can v pls have a new post..

pls pls pls....
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/04/2006 5:10 PM
 
what i make for posting a new post? ;)
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/04/2006 5:17 PM
 
mmuaaaahhzzz.....
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/04/2006 5:44 PM
 
what a lame attempt!
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/04/2006 5:59 PM
 
lame???? mayb that was the beginning....

;-))
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/04/2006 6:02 PM
 
as we say "first impression is the last impression"
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/04/2006 6:04 PM
 
& may i ask wat was the first impression?
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/04/2006 6:13 PM
 
m afraid u cant ;)
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/04/2006 6:15 PM
 
or may b ur r afraid to answer
# posted by Blogger There's something about Sherry... : 1/04/2006 8:13 PM
 
Being afraid is just a state of mind which can easily be created on the other persons mind by simply using the word "Afraid" and has got nothing to do with the real world
# posted by Blogger memphis : 1/05/2006 11:28 AM
 
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